Dr. Smak: So I understand that your back has been hurting for a week?
85 year old with hearing aid either broken or off to save batteries: Huh?
Dr. Smak (yelling): Your back has been hurting?
85 year old: Yup. I think I might know why.
Dr. Smak: Why?
85 year old: I dug 100 bushels of potatoes out of the ground last week. Do you think that did it?
Dr. Smak: Yeah. That might have done it.
Folks, they don't make them like this anymore.